MAN: Calm him down!!! What's his favorite song?
GUY: Jump - Van Halen.
MAN: Second fav?
GUY: Don't Fear The Reaper.
MAN: Third?
GUY: Dust In The Wind.
MAN: Fourth?
GUY: I Believe I Can Fly.
MAN: Fifth?
GUY: Doesn't matter. He just jumped.
MAN: Stupid music industry.
